Why YOU Should Vote For Mitt Romney
Following the speech by Ann Romney at the Republican National Convention, I was stirred to write a Facebook status about our next president!
Did you know that if Mitt Romney were to get into a fight with Chuck Norris he would win? He’s a winner. Mitt once saved me from an attack by a family of bears. Sure did. Why, he even told a funny joke afterwards – he could be a comedian you know. Did you also know that he likes women and old people? What I don’t know are the specifics of his tax plans or how he plans to brings jobs to the nation as president, but Mitt is a funny, determined winner and that’s all that matters.
August 30, 2012
That status was followed by 133 comments by my friends and I. Today, the day of the presidential election, I would like to share your responses with you, grammar errors and all. It’s unlikely you will understand all of the references, but if you do, high five!
mitt romney has the zombie cure in his medicine cabinet
mitt romney gave hershel infinite ammo
mitt romney gave tdog a line in the third season
– mitt romney rode optimus prime as a big wheel when he was 4
– mitt romney is secretly ender from the future, and he’s trying to save us from the alien invasion that is to come
– mitt romney is already playing half life 4 episode 7
– alternate costume for M.Bison is Mitt Romney
– mitt romney got the fourth beam in mass effect 3
– mitt romney beat master ninja with just the wood sword
– konami got the code from mitt romney
– mitt romney took barret’s arm
– mitt romney beat superman 64
– mitt romney convinced Aaron Lanton to play left 4 dead 2 again
– mitt romney wins with just the purple in monopoly
– mitt romney narrates morgan freeman’s life
– mitt romney gave stone cold steve austin the bottom line
– mitt romney finished the song that never ends
– mitt romney knew who tobi was in 2003
– luffy eats with manners around mitt romney
– Goku only needed mitt romney to share his energy
– mitt romney defeated exodia
– mitt romney fought itachi by himself
– mitt romney always knows which wire to cut
– mitt romney puts on his pants on two legs at a time
– mitt romney can convince Chasmin Dewayne Brooks to vote for him
– mitt romney is all Sarah Peacock Anderson talks about
– mitt romney got carl to stay in the house
– no one dies when mitt romney plays The Walking Dead: The Game
– snoop lion changed his name for mitt romney
– kanye west admitted that mitt romney makes better music than he does
– nelly wrote “Pimp Juice” about mitt romney
– Sincere DaWeapon‘s next mixtape is called “mitt romney”
– mitt romney can split atoms by asking them nicely
– mitt romney will win 8 tour de frances in a row while president after lance armstrong unretires next month (to be fair, I had no clue the PED scandal was coming LOL)
– Urien tore up mitt romney’s suit and then apologized
– mitt romney beat mew with rental pokemon
– the class that can’t be indoctrinated by the reapers is “mitt romney”
– mitt romney has a 100 rating in madden 13
– mitt romney won evo with dan
– mitt romney convinced the reapers to bring the crucible to earth
– solid snake is a clone of mitt romney
– mitt romney starts the round with ultra
– mitt romney warned anakin not to attack opponents with the high ground
– mitt romney ghostwrites south park
– mitt romney can make sookie stackhouse a one man-woman
– mitt romney trained the foot clan
– mitt romney got terell owens to be a family man
– Mitt Romney beat Halo on Mitt Romney, the level above Legendary hidden away by developers where you can’t shoot, only run and jump and your controls are Southpaw.
– Mitt Romney got Boardwalk and Park Place in Candy Land.
– Usain Bolt lost to Mitt Romney in the 40
– Mitt Romney convinced Aaron Lanton to play Madden again
– Mitt Romney survived a falcon punch
– Mitt Romney can kill a tank with a single melee
– Mitt Romney makes Kratos look like rick santorum
– Mitt Romney taught walter white how to cook
-This post is continuing because mitt ronmey is allowing it
-Mitt Romney paid back China with interest
– Mitt Romney hired Zeus to troll Aaron
Sarah Peacock Anderson
– mitt romney knows sixty shades of gray
– Mitt Romney taught me how to Dougie
– This is true… Mitt Romney also got Aaron Lanton to accept defeat at every videogame without blaming lag or defective production of joysticks or any other possible negative effects.
– Mitt Romney can replicate street fighter combos in real world situations without taking off his suit
– Mitt Romney captured mewtwo without weakening it & with a regular pokeball
– Mitt Romney killed Wesker before he took Uruboros.
– All of Capcom’s characters are based off of mitt Romney’s illegitimate children.
-Mitt Romney captures every single pokemon. Including the ones that we don’t even know about.
– Guess what… Mitt Romney is Batman…
– Mitt Romney is grand supreme kai’s kai
– Light wrote Mitt Romneys name in the death note and he didn’t die.
– Mitt Romney built the Millenium Falcon
– Mitt Romney took the blue pill and still defeated Agent Smith
– Mitt Romney defeated Sephiroth without Omnislash
Happy Election Day (no, it’s not a thing)